{"id":830,"date":"2016-07-10T23:17:34","date_gmt":"2016-07-10T21:17:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.decker.wien\/lisa\/?p=830"},"modified":"2017-09-14T18:30:21","modified_gmt":"2017-09-14T16:30:21","slug":"ii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.decker.wien\/lisa\/?p=830","title":{"rendered":"II"},"content":{"rendered":"<hr \/>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">I&#8217;m dead. Who the hell had the idea to put hills on my biking route? Who had even the idea to make a bicycle tour through a country which isn&#8217;t known for its flatness? What? Me? Well, okay, I never claimed to be intelligent anyway.<\/p>\n<p>Today&#8217;s travel data:<\/p>\n<p>Way: Neulengbach &#8211; Sankt Leonhard am Walde<\/p>\n<p>Distance: 105km<\/p>\n<p>Height difference: I think, I don&#8217;t even wanna know that&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Time: 08:00 &#8211; 18:00<\/p>\n<p>Average temperature: 38\u00b0C, Maximum: 42\u00b0C<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">After spending a wonderful and, most important, lazy day wih my beloved friends near Neulengbach, I started driving again in the morning after I almost overslept (thanks for waking me up, by the way).<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">The sun was shining, the sky was blue, and due the early hour it wasn&#8217;t very hot yet. I was full of energy and zest for action, till I got to the first hill. Looking back, the first one was nothing, but at this point I didn&#8217;t know what I had still in front of me.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Most of the time I \u00a0was driving on the streets. Luckily there haven&#8217;t been many cars around and I tried to stay on side roads, but I still noticed some different behaviour of the drivers. Some actually slowed down while passing me, some used the other lane for passing (just as you would for passing a car). Given that there is no oncoming traffic of course. And some drivers seemed to play a game called &#8216;I pretend that there is no bicycle on the road&#8217;. These were my favourite type, but they were kind of rare.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">I passed many small villages that day, but from the names I guess, I will remember only one.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">*There soon comes a picture once I have a signal good enough so it would let me upload pictures*<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">How this one village was called, you will learn once I uploaded the picture.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">I made a few more breaks this time. After about 50km, around the half, when I ate my breads I had with me, I first noticed something. It was Sunday. My plan to buy food on the way won&#8217;t work. Note to myself: You&#8217;re stupid.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">In Purgstall I think, I had enough social contact for the day by asking in a restaurant, if they could fill my water bottles again with water. For everone who is wondering now, I wasn&#8217;t hungry enough to stay there and east something in the restaurant. And I like to take my food with me and eat always a bit on the way. I wouldn&#8217;t have been able to do that.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Anyway, now the fun part began. I knew, Sankt Leonhard was on a higher location and I had to drive uphill for some time. So I wasn&#8217;t fully unprepared.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">There were different kinds of driving uphill as well. First, I had the parts where I still was able to drive. Slow, but still driving. And then there were the parts I had to push my bicycle. At first, it was quite funny. After pushing the bicycle uphill, most of the time the road went downhill afterwards. So I had a rapid change of cursing around and cheerful &#8220;Weeeeeehhhhh&#8221; moments. But the closer I got to the finish, the more infrequent the&#8221;Weeeeeehhhhh&#8221; moments became. Till I had to push it all the way.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">I think, the last 30km took me about 6 hours. I think, I never cursed that much in one turn as I did today. Why exactly was I that stupid again?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">I knew the point I wanted to reach. A crossing, which I should have been able to recognise, and I knew, after that I only had a short way downhill to the house left. You can say, this crossing was my summit.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Alone for the last 4km, I think I needed at least one hour, if not more. I watched the display of my tachometer, counted the metres I passed, tried to concentrate on my music so I would forget my exhaustion. Didn&#8217;t work, to be honest.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">I felt like Frodo and Sam on the Mount Doom. Or more like Sam, I had to push my bicycle and all my stuff as well. Then I saw the street and the crossing. I saw it already, it was like, 600 metres away, but I needed about 15 minutes for that little piece of way, because I had to stop every 5 steps. Who invented hills anyway? This person shouldn&#8217;t have been allowed to put them everywhere they liked.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">During these last couple of kilometres, during the whole torture uphill, I continued thinking, why on Earth am I doing something like this? Now imagine the way I felt, once I have reached that crossing \u00a0covered in a mixture of little bugs, sweat, salt and sun creme. Happy or proud doesn&#8217;t do this feeling justice. I was at the end of my power, hut I got it. After a lot of cursing and hating myself and the hills, but I got it.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">I even had a very nice evening here with two of the renters of the farm here, Fred and Maria. Quite the better alternative than sitting here alone as I imagined it would be.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Now, things I have learned today? Hills are bad. I need to remember the day, or at least I need to know if it is Sunday or not, and prepare myself properly for it. Taking a route about 100km long is nice and good, but not if the last part is only uphill. Never end the day wih uphill. And, most important, please don&#8217;t forget to enjoy the scenery while driving. I&#8217;m not doing this because the roads look so nice, so I need to stop staring at them while driving.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">I&#8217;m already looking forward to the muscle ache tomorrow.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m dead. Who the hell had the idea to put hills on my biking route? Who had even the idea to make a bicycle tour through a country which isn&#8217;t known for its flatness? What? Me? 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